Being a soccer mom

Don't these pictures look like Ryan has played more than 4 soccer games? These are moves from his 4th game. I must say that I'm a little disappointed that he took to soccer so quickly over baseball. I grew up in a baseball family. I was proud to be a mother that could throw (not like a girl) and that I could teach him techniques and strategies in a baseball game. But, soccer? I know nothing about soccer...side-outs, corner kick, huh? All I know is that you need to get the ball into the right goal. Oh well, being a literal soccer mom has a certain kind of appeal too.